It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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