i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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