I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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