Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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