Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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