Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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