i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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