sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
is wine microwaveable?
it's great music for shaving your balls
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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