Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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