My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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