that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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