He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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