I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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