u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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