She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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