he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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