Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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