Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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