It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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