It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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