Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
if only i could text you this smell
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
BRING THE BAGELS
pray to the hookup gods
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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