Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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