Kiss
Puke
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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