sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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