He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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