There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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She's better-looking with the mask on.
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