she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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