where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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