Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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