You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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