wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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