Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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