At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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