You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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