i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
