Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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