Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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