I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
