wrigley field is MILF paradise
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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