Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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