Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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