I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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