That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
When are your genitals available?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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