i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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