I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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