i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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