the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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