The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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