Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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