do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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