Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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