you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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