Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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