so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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